Don't Feed the Animals is a blog, written by Andrew Gonsalves, about humans: how we act, how we mate, how we talk and how we live. The term "Don't Feed the Animals" is a vague reference to a page in Chuck Palahniuk's book Choke where the narrator describes how animals in a zoo, stripped of all necessity to use their natural survival instincts, resort to masturbating all day in their cages. As society progresses and technology allows us to take the most basic things for granted, we're left with inventing innumerable ways to occupy ourselves during all the free time we have. We make the cage our home.
I would like to celebrate words and dirty thoughts by posting a list that I have been maintaining for a while. Feel free to add your own:
dongle
fluctuate
gherkin
philatelist
cummerbund
volva
concoct
pianist
seminary
tipple
rear admiral
poop deck
booby
dike
penal
ballpeen
rectify
titmouse
assonance
uvula
castrato
diction
buttress
masticate
kumquat
shuttlecock
cumin
puss
perfunctory
mandate
boycott
subpoena
exacerbate
ascot
hoary
follicle
coxswain
stamen
rectory
frock
coccyx
dipthong
soda jerk
puissance
ramifications
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To think I always thought it was a cumberbund, which sounds dirty enough, cummerbund is much better. Nice list!
Taint, Bonch, Mud Larking, Boob...
You commented on the 20SB NYC meetup forum and I wanted to send you the info in case you are still interested in coming:
Friday Dec. 4th 10pm
Fat Cat NYC (http://www.fatcatmusic.org/)
75 Christopher St (at 7th ave)
212-675-6056
It's not an "official" meet up so there won't be a sign or anything like that, just keep an eye out for people who may look familiar from 20SB!
Spread the info to any other fellow NYC 20SBers you may know =)
ps, could you either comment back or message me on 20SB if you think you'll make it?
rectum
lollygag!
Someone needs to construct a paragraph, a soliloquy even, with all those words in it.
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